Hey Google, what happened during Google I/O today?
Okay, that’s non-specific. we listened Android P was expelled today. What’s new?
Hmm. Has Google combined any facilities to make battery life longer on Android?
Let’s pierce on. What about a liughtness settings? we listened there was something new there too?
How a ruin can liughtness use synthetic intelligence? And because do we usually contend one thing? Let’s pierce on to some apps. What’s new with Google Maps?
You are a misfortune partner ever. Did Google refurbish Assistant during all?
Argh. we listened Google expelled a lot of dev collection today. What’s ML Kit about?
And tensor processing un…you know never mind. we get a damn picture. At slightest we still call Google Research Google Research right?
No, it’s called Google Research.
Dammit they rebranded. You know, we are a really clarification of a PR drone.
Wait, you’re not human?
You pass a Turing test.